Change Your Exhaust Smoke to Pink Shaped Hearts
In a thrilling development, cigar smoking Scottish club member Winnie Kirk-Brae, has revealed to the club that she has created an amazing new additive for the Figaro that does so much more than just help with the car’s performance!
After a career in politics, Winnie became a rocket scientist, and used those skills to tune and perfect the running of her beloved Figaro.
Having adopted all the normal fuel efficiency methods, including turning her parking stick “side on” to reduce drag, Winnie was only too delighted when she successfully made it all the way to the top of Ben Nevis on a single tank – no small feat as she lives in Aberdeen!
But Winnie became frustrated at the limited availability of low ethanol (E5) petrol in her area, and also thought it sad that onlookers would wave and smile, but once she passed them she had no way to thank them.
So, Winnie came up with a winning combination – alongside her fuel additive which she says will combat the ethanol and improve the fuel economy, she added something that we can only describe as magic, a wonderful extra that converts the exhaust fumes into the enchanting pink hearts!
To celebrate her wonderful invention, Winnie is offering 20 bottles for free – just use the special code HUNTIGOWK in the form below, fill out your details and let us know why you should receive one – add a photo of you and your Figaro too if you like!
See the videos below showing Winnie’s marvellous invention at work!
PLEASE NOTE – this offer is only available today 1st April 2026! Best of luck!
THIS WAS OF COURSE AN APRIL FOOL… we’re working on a follow up article to showcase some of the wonderful responses we have received!
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@nissanfigaroownersclub In a thrilling development, cigar smoking Scottish club member Winnie Kirk-Brae, has revealed to the club that she has created an amazing new additive for the Figaro that does so much more than just help with the car’s performance… and she’s kindly offering free bottles to the first 20 who register! Find out more and register your interest over on the club’s website https://www.figaroownersclub.com/change-your-exhaust-smoke-to-pink-shaped-hearts/ nissanfigaro figaroownersclub inspiration classicline figaroclub scenictours thefigaroshop aprilfools
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